No. I didn't misspell cat, her name is actually Cath. God DAMN.
Cath, known for her famous enjoyment of
papi's tacos. (no incestual sexual reference intended) She is a smart, pretty, over the top Badyal
swag princess. She's got dem swag beanies. She's also some how known to have an OK booty... ALSO
TIGHT FIT. AHEM..., Cath grew up on a ship with her father, the Scandinavian pop singer:
Skadi, known for his one hit wonder of a song "Lo-Di-Do-Di, We love to Skadi" Cath was separated from her family at a young age, when her families ship was sunk after crashing into a rather obese mexican man, whom Cath came to know as "Papi" Cath was knocked off the ship, and Nathan became a pop-singer wonder in the city of Atlantis. Nuff said. Cath washed up on some island in who-knows-where. She then somehow became queen of the
Orangutans... They're a type of monkey, I think. She then used her insane super think-think skills and built a nuclear bomb and destroyed Hiroshima... She was then adopted by people in Canada, land of Ice and Snow, Beers and Moose, Beavers and Syrup. She's now known as Cath Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo. And attends a secondary school in Richmond B.C. She is told to be a caring,
swagtastical Jhinku-finding, smokin hawt gurl. All
da boyz be like "Dam u r hawt" She just flips her hair like "I'm the queen of the
orangutans bitches." If you are trying to top
Cath's level of swagtasticness, prepare to work your ass off, this girl got it all.
Person 1: "Woah, who is the
smokin' hawt gurl?!"
Person 2: "That's Cath!"
Person 1: "I'm going to go get her number yo"
Person 2: "NOT IF I GET IT FIRST."
This example resulted in a violent game of
fisticuffs... Many people died.
