1. A place where embittered and
unhelpful wastes of time work, telling you how to get a shitty job and deny you the opportunity to work where you want. This ignores the fact that they were on a course there and had no chance of getting a job themselves, so decided to work there and generally take out their frustrations on the poor
sods stuck there.
2. Home of most
New Deal courses, unemployable chavs and bigots, and an overhanging sense of despair.
"For the next six months you will be placed at the nearest
CETS Centre and patronised until you can't
be fucked to play along, while surrounded by ignorance on a scale not seen since the last
BNP conference." (paraphrased, of course)
