Typical residents of midwestern
sprawl. Generally obese,
thes e creatures have lifestyles
centered around television viewing , cheap canned beer, and bad low-fiber foods. Working crappy corporate service-sector jobs, they generally vote republican and don't care why.
The cheese curd, being too lazy to walk while shopping at WalMart, chose to employ one of the
electric wheelchairs reserved for mobility-impaired patrons.