Define Chide Meaning

Chide
Antonym of "chode". A penis that is extremely long and very narrow.

Thats not a swizel stick, its Joe's chide.
By Floris
Chide
A needle dick (a dick thats super long but thin as hell).

It may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!!!
By Joyce
Chide
Instead of the male gooch, females have chides, which are huge nipples that take up almost the whole breast.

That girl's got chides like gargantuant peperonis.
By Morna
Chide
A long and skinny penis. Its the opposite of a chode.

Shut up at least I don't have a chide like you. Probably bends when you jerk off.
By Cathleen
Chided
Something that has been abused or used up.

Related to the true definition of Chide yet in a physical way.

That dude's face was so chided after the car accident.
By Melesa
Chide

By Alisha
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By Antonetta
Chide
A term for a small spread Vagina.

Dude i Just put my Chode in her Chide, just like that bro.
By Leola
Chiding My Drummer

I see you've caught me chiding my drummer. Could you please shut the door now?
By Korrie