When you have a boner because you gotta
take a piss but then you get offered a blowjob and obviously you can't refuse. Then instead of
cumming in her mouth you piss in her mouth. Hell
it's all the same to you right.
"Yo so last night
I'm taking a shit when Jennifer comes in and just starts giving me a blumpkin but I had a hard on because I had to take a wee. So then instead of
jizzing I pissed. It was a real
chips ahoy she got pissed."
"your fucked up."