Diane: "Sextina, hi. Thanks for meeting me here. I'm really excited to be working with you."
Sextina: "Listen, chitch, if you're going to tweet for Sextina
Aquafina, you need to capture the essence of my personal brand,
m'kay? All upper caps, no punctuation, lots of cryptic bullshit about
the Illuminati, and make sure to mention my preferred brands, okay?"
