Define Christ Jesus Meaning

Christ Jesus
An expression used to denote utter surprise, horror and confusion; used in "Return of the Living Dead" when two paramedics encounter a horde of ravenous undead zombies on the hunt for brains.

Can also be used to denote complete disgust with a person or situation.

"Do you hear that?"

(looks down the road at undead hordes of brain eating zombies)

"Christ Jesus!"

or....

Man1 : "Did you flush the toilet after you dropped that monster dook?"

Man2: "Nope."

Man1: "Christ Jesus. You are disgusting."
By Celie
Jesus Christ
God's son who took the punishment, (Dying) you and I deserve for our sins. He did this because he loves us, so that we could be forgiven and have a relationship (like a father to a son, a best friend, a teacher, a helper, etc.) with him and have eternal life. John 3: 16 - "For God so loved the world that he sent his one and only son so that whoever might believe in him will not perish but have eternal life."

Repent and turn from your sins. Jesus Christ will forgive you.

Jesus Christ loves you personally

Jesus Christ saved you from death

Jesus Christ wants you to get to know him, he already knows you.
By Camala
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior from the Bible. He is the Redeemer, the one who suffered on the cross, died for us, and resurrected the third day to be on the Father’s right hand. He is the creator of the earth and the heavens.

“Jesus Christ is the Savior.”

“Jesus Christ is the Lord.”

“Jesus Christ is the King of Kings.”

”Jesus Christ is the Way to Salvation.”

”Jesus Christ is the Holy One of Israel.”

”Jesus Christ is the Redeemer of the World.”

”Jesus Christ is the Good Shepherd.”
By Bev
Jesus Christ
The name Bill Cosby thought was his growing up. He thought his brothers name was "God Dammit".

According to Cosby's classic stand-up routine, his father would always yell at him and his brother.

Something like: "Jesus Christ, it's raining, get in here. God Dammit, you get in here too.".

But then one day he was playing in the yard alone and his father called him: "God Dammit, quit making such a racket!" Bill just stood there looking around for his brother. "God Dammit didn't you hear me?" yelled his father to which Bill replied, "But dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"

Jesus Christ, the Simpsons are killing us in the ratings! God Dammit we're being forced into cancellation because of a stupid cartoon!
By Kristal
Jesus Christ
The “Prince of Peace” in whose name countless have been slaughtered.

Jesus Christ: the poem.

Jesus.
The savior.
The light of the world.
The big cheese up in the sky.
Who was nailed to a cross, so we wouldn’t die.
By Myranda
Jesus Christ
Main character in the best selling fiction book of all time. Don't bother reading it though, he dies in the end.

I'm so bummed that Jesus Christ got killed off in the end of the Bible! But hey, they could totally make a killer zombie movie from his resurrection.
By Tine
Jesus Christ
Who Bill Cosby thought he was from ages 7-15

"It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. 'Dammit, will you stop all that noise?' And, 'Jesus Christ, sit down!' One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, 'Dammit will you get back in here!' I said, 'Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!'"

--Bill Cosby
By Berry
Jesus Christ
Interjection best used when in pain, surprise, or discontent. See also shit,holy shit.

Jesus Christ: I am your lord and savior. I have returned.
Person: Jesus Christ!
By Adah
Jesus Christ
An exclamation gemerally used to express anguish or dismay.

Jim: Some mo fo just keyed your ride dude !
Bob: JESUS CHRIST ! !

or

In poker your straight loses to a full house and you exclaim JESUS CHRIST ! !
By Mickie
Jesus Christing
verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them

"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."
By Jemie