Define Clobbered Meaning

Clobbered
To be completely out of your mind intoxicated.

Last night I drank A LOT of alcohol, I was clobbered.

I really wanna get clobbered at the party this weekend.
By Fancie
Clobbered
the feeling given to a homosexual male after having his arse feltched and then passionately kissing his male partner (the feltcher).

tom let bill have his way with him and finish in his arse, when bill flipped him over to passionately kiss him. tom could taste himself...the sensation was overpowering..as he calm down he layed back sighed, "i'm so clobbered"
By Elizabeth
Clobber

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!
By Farah
Clobbered
Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed

By Elayne
Clobber

Gonna get me some new clobber.
By Wilie
Clobber
To get struck with great force.

"his car got clobbered by a freight train".
By Gaynor
Clobber
Clothes, you wear your Clobber.

" I'm off to town to buy meself some new Clobber, might have a few bevvy's in the spoons too "
By Noelani
Clobbered
To be in the prescence of a balls-naked Ray Childress (ex-Houston Oiler), perfecting a yoga pose in the steamroom at the Houstonian gym, while trading stocks via cell phone.

I want to go stretch in the steamroom but Ray Childress is in there and I don't want to get "clobbered."
By Darda
Clobber

It's too hot to get about in that clobber!
By Erinna
Clobberate
The act of clobbering someone into doing it your way.

I knew we needed to do it my way, but we had to clobberate first.
By Fernande