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Define Clown Dick Meaning

Clown Dick
A disproportionate or oddly shaped penis that upon being viewed results in uproarious laughter from another or others. Also refers an actual person with a clown dick.

Reginald: Hey baby take a look at my cock...
Jessica: hahahaha, you've got a clown dick! I can't wait to tell all of my friends.

or

Terrance, what's up you clown dick motherfucka.
By Leah
Clown Dick
Getting some from a chick who wears too much makeup.

"tell your mom to stop changing her lipstick, my dick is starting to look like a clown"
By Nesta
Clown Dick
When you get done fucking your GF and find out shes on the rag becasue your pubic hair is bright red like the wig on a clown.

OH shit, that time of the month again huh Karen... I got CLOWN DICK again... My pubic hair's red..
By Nikkie
Clown Dick
1 part Pinnacle Cotton Candy Vodka, 3 parts Mango Lemonade, 2 parts Strawberry Lemonade

Person 1: "This drink tastes like a memory I suppressed from when I was nine!"

Person 2: "It's called Clown Dick!"

Person 1: "When I sober up, I'm going to see a shrink."
By Nadya
Clown Dick
An absolutely absurd action or relapse in judgment by someone or a group of people collectively.

Treyjon is such a clown dick, that dude could fuck up an ice cream cone.
By Chandal
Chocking On A Clown Dick
When some one laughs so hard they start chocking

Omg that girl is so chocking on a clown dick
By Lisa
Bitch Fuck Nigger Ass Skank Fuckin Fucker Whore Ass Bandit Clown Dick Lickin Douch Faced Homeless Jerk-offing Dip Shit Fag Ball
great comeback for any insult.

boy 1 "what the fuck tom you are a fag!!!"
boy 2 "yes well your a bitch fuck nigger ass skank fuckin fucker whore ass bandit clown dick lickin douch faced homeless jerk-offing dip shit fag ball."
By Alis