You fuck a female up the ass with a giant dildo. The ass is spread so as to create a
crater like formation. This allows for the male to squirt his stuff, thus creating a pool of semen in
the female's anus. The surrounding fecal matter of the asshole breaks off into the ejaculate goo, thus creating poop
floaties.
Dude, did you
hear? I
gave Tony's mom some Cookies N Cream last night!