Define Cool Whip Meaning

Cool Whip
something you can't have pie without.

Stewie: You can't have pie without Cool Whip. Brian: Cool Whip? Stewie: Yes, Cool Whip.
By Suzanne
Cool Whip
Something you do not put on your crabs.

*gets pumpkin pie*

"dude my crabs itch"

"I have some cool whip" *referring to pumpkin pie*

"I don't put cool whip on my crabs"
By Barbe
Cool Whip
The foamy cream colored froth that forms around the edges of a meaty vagina when you cum inside of one and proceed to keep on fucking it. If you are a fast fucker this may also be mistaken as shaving cream and/or pancake batter.

"When dave finished licking her hatchet wound he had a cool whip mustache".
By Maxy
Cool Whipped
Cool Whipped:

1. When a person, male or female, is so in love with a special someone, that he or she is 100% devoted to that being. Usually this person will become their little bitch and do anything that their companion asks. Usually whoever controls the sex is the cool whipper; and the recipient is the one who is cool whipped.

2. A more extreme form of being whipped.

Joe's at the nail salon with that new girlfriend of his. He is so cool whipped.
By Emmy
Cool Whip
Best. Thing. Ever. Made.

"Dude you want some Ice Cream!?!"

"Yeah, dude! But gimme some of that Cool Whip!"

"..."

"..."

"Aight!"
By Marena
Cool Whip
Someone who always has to top any story that someone tells

Man, everytime I tell Jim a story he acts like Cool Whip
By Petronille
Cool Whip
Urban definition: A reference used to describe a nice looking car. This term is best used as a double meaning when describing a exceptional looking car that is white.

"I'm in my cool whip, insides jello, hop up out that pretty mothaf*cka like, HELLO!" - Young Jeezy (Shawty Lo -Dey Know Remix)
By Andi
Cool Whip It!
When a group of people is sharing stories at their weekly get together and Nicole has a story in her pocket that will trump all others. That person is about to put the icing on the cake of all stories and Cool Whip It!

Come on Nicole! Tell the story already! Cool Whip It!
By Misty
Cool Whipped
A term coined by the members of Blaze New Paths which refers to anything generally thought of as cool, exciting, or otherwise awesome and noteworthy.

Man, those BNP kids, are so cool whipped, they be all over the radio!

I love the Nissan Z, it's cool whipped!

Be cool whipped, be proud!
By Marieann
Cool Whip Mask
Getting your "significant other" to cum all over your face(a good amount) and spreading said cum all over your face, thus, making a healing formula that purifies and clarifies the skin.

Girl to friend: Oh my gosh girl! Your skin is glowing!! Are you using a new facewash?

Friend to Girl: Yeah girl! I got my boyfriend to give me a cool whip mask last night! You should try it!
By Ellissa