Define Cornish Meaning

The cornish come from cornwall. They are more clever than you think and have an excellent sense of humour.

One thing occasionally overlooked is that the cornish are actually celts. They are related to the irish, scottish and welsh, not forgetting the bretons. When naming the celtic countries, cornwall should be mentioned, but sadly never is.

1. a nig
2. a person who laughs non-stop and constantly touches asian boys' hair
3. A beer pong champion
4. A dick-sucking bitch who sucks at super smash brothers.
5. An anime master

The Language of Cornwall (UK, not Stateside!) known, obviously, as Cornish. Linked to the other Celtic/Gaelic languages (where they still exist).

1.) To bring a forum thread to a screeching halt, to side rail and deliberately confuse all who contribute.

2.) One who pours paints on his wheel chair and spins around on a piece of canvas to call it art.

Fat. Extra fat. The act of becoming fat. Can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb.

To do a 'Cornish'; behave violently, as if in a great rage

a state of extreme anger;

to be shrouded in red mist - can be associated with random acts of suitcase throwing, a barrage of expletives and general rage

Can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb.

Waking up after a night of drinking not hungover, but still drunk.

A decent bit of cornish is like a good bit of flange.

The Cornish Army was first used in combat in 1497, during the Cornish Rebellion. A blacksmith and a lawyer managed to raise an army of 15,000 men and marched into Devon, conquering it, relatively unopposed. Wells, Winchester, Bristol, and Salisbury were taken, though while in Taunton they suffered a slight hiccup when a tax commissioner was murdered, but apart from this one incedent the march was referred to as, 'without any slaughter, violence or spoil of the country'. They tried to rally the 'volatile men of Kent*' to their cause, but the Kentishmen had decided that what was going on was too far away to concern them. This disheartened a number of the Cornish troops, who decided to call it quits and went home. The remainder of the forces decided to take on the King (Henry VII). They arrived at Guildford and awaited the retaliation of the Crown. They were attacked by a meager force of 500 mounted spearmen, which they promptly defeated. The Cornish army then moved in on London and the Royal Family barricaded themselves in the Tower of London, whilst the rest of the city began to panic. At Blackheath the Cornish set up their final camp and prepared for 'The Battle Of Deptford Bridge' (located in south-east London).
The Cornish army had by this point around 12,000 troops, while the King had a whooping 25,000. The battle lasted about half a day and ended with the defeat of the Cornish.
Wouldn't it have been interesting if they had won?

*Home of the Peasants' Revolt of 1381.