Define Council House Meaning

Council House

John: city's home attendance is poor.
Bill: That's because unless they're playing United, the council house is never full.
By Shanna
Council House
A form of really, really shite House music - the sort that gets played in sub standard bars and nightclubs, to a crowd of under-achieving individuals. "Council House" also tends to get overlapped on poor quality TV holiday shows when a nightclub scene comes on, or when a group of drunk men and/or women appear.

Kio: Ughhhhhh! What's that HORRIBLE music? My ears want to projectile vomit!!!
Paul: That's "Council House", mate.
By Aubrie
Council House Passport
The delightful act of having a kid with the single purpose of getting a nice new council pad.


"glen and his lass are sorted now they have a Council House Passport on the way..."
By Philippa
Council House Facelift
The 'council house facelife' is a chavette style of hair. They pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign

Chavettes do this They pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign.
By Cherise
Council House Bulge
effect of a bra at lest one size too small causing a bulge over the top of the cup. Either due to someone trying to look like they have more than they have, or being too fat for an old bra.

Having nothing else clean to wear, Waynetta wore her oldest bra, even though it gave her a severe council house bulge.
Chelsea wanted to impress Kevin so she stuffed her bra with padding underneath, she thought it gave her an impressive cleavage but everyone else thought it was just council house bulge.
By Mirabella
Council House Facelift
Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.

"Jesus, that hairstyle looks painful."
"Yeah, nobody rocks the council house facelift"
By Joscelin
Council House Breakfast
Having a cig and a cup of tea for breakfast

Ay look, Jonny down the road is up for his council house breakfast already!’
By Frieda
The Council House

omg can i join the council house
By Florentia