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Define Cps Meaning

Cps
Cumshots Per Second
A sexual arousal measuring scale.

That girl is totally a 5 cps.
By Jorrie
Cps
Cock Punching State-trooper. A terribly corrupt officer.

"He's a CPS.... I know from personal experience..... twice".
By Amalle
Cps
"crusty pleasure sock" That nasty old tube sock you mop up your wank-jizza with....you know the one.

Fuck! I forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.
By Erica
Cps
CPS or Covert Phone Sex:

Not much unlike phone-sex but no one admits to masturbation while participating. They may hint it but it will USUALLY remain unknown. Silent orgasms are a requirement for CPS.

Joe: Last night me and Clair had CPS!
Joe: And I had a silent orgasm!
Joe: And she had one t-
John: How the hell would you know if she had one? It was silent. Plus, I don't give a rat's ass.
By Koo
Cps
chronic pussy syndrome - when someone is being a total pussy

“Bro she’s being a total bitch!”
“Nah you just have cps”
By Sonya
Cps
chicago public schools

guy:hey man, how you doin'?
guy2:not bad, except i got sentence to a year of jail time.
guy:why?
guy2:for robbing cps.
guy:...
By Grata
Cps
crooked pussy syndrome

as in "she has cps."
By Natalee
Cp
Is an acronym for child porn.

Gary Glitter was arrested for possession of cp.
By Fidelia
CPS
CPS as in clicks per second, all it is really is clicking as fast as possible to gain an advantage in games such as Minecraft, Idle games including (Cookie clicker, transport defender etc.) You can tend to find websites allowing you to see your scores on clicking speeds and alot of minecraft youtubers that PvP tend to think cps is key.

Woah I reached 10CPS!
By Alyse
CP
An acronym for Club Penguin.

I wish CP was still here. I miss it.
By Halley