Define Crab Cake Meaning

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A really smelly minge that makes you wanna heave!

Someone outside of your clique who hangs around idly and won't leave.

Noun: An infected or extremely undesireable vagina.

The second set of boobs that that you get when you sit down and your stomach fat intertwines with your boobs (especially Men's), making large lines appear.
Sometimes, people like Kaleb, can make their Crab Cakes dance.

When a girl has crabs and a yeast infection, the yeast makes the cake and the crabs make the crab cake.

When a girl has a bad case of crabs in her pubic hairs, but her man still eats the pussy like its a cake.

When you go down on a hooker and wake up with golf ball size cold.

2 or more gay men or wahmen with a serious case of crabs that have all put their genitalia together creating a crab cake.

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.