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Define Cream Crackered Meaning

Cream Crackered
Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!
By Matti
Cream Crackered
when a person has cum over them and just get sexed again

I cream crackered shannon last night
By Joannes
Cream Crackered
To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.

Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.
By Valli
Creamed Cracker
A person who is white beyond belief. One who can't dance. Either acts this way or has pasty white skin.

Damn, Suzy is such a creamed cracker!
By Madelon
Cream Cracker
Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.

Hiya chaps lets get going with a cream cracker
By Pietra
Cream Cracker
Cream crackers are flat, usually salty buiscuits usually served with cheese. In other words, they are extremely boring. These crackers have a habit of appearing in your nightmares and announcing trivia, continued with the saying:" Isn't that interesting?"

Cream crackers are made of flour and yeast. Isn't that interesting?
By Emmalynn
Dry As A Jacobs' Cream Cracker
(Expression) the opposite of 'as wet as an otter'; when a woman is not sexually aroused. She's so dry, it's like when you have a mouth full of Jacobs' cream cracker (rather nasty!)

oooh, that Charlie from Eastenders, he's so fat and grotesque, when I see him, i'm as dry as a Jacobs' cream cracker!

Cheers for the idea Claire
By Malanie
Cream Crackered (sex Edition)
It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)

Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two
By Wendie
Bon Voyage Me Old Cream Cracker
What you say before your flush someone down a toilet.

Sid: You won't mind if I get the bubbles going will ya?
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!
By Fedora
Bon Voyage, Me Old Cream Cracker
A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.

"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.

"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.
By Rici