Define Crumpin Meaning

Crumpin
a dance that started appearing in LA clubs, which was originally done by clowns (no lie!). it was popularized in the missy elliot video, "i'm really really hot."

By Glory
Crumpin
"crazy humpin"

usually a dance move, and not a very good one.

look at that fool what's he doin?

he's crumpin.
By Joanie
Crumpin'
Expressing your blackness through out of control body movements, to much for a white person to handle

he wuz crumpin' so hard last night, all them crackas were staring
By Toni
Crumpin'
1) When your girlfriend or any other girl of interest including a potential bang or even your mother starts bitchin, complaining, nagging, or failing to know her role. In most cases, there is no reason for this act of crumpin and it usually comes out of nowhere.

2) Any annoyance or complaint that comes out of a female's dirty mouth.

3) An accumilation of bitching. Even if your best friend is complaining you can tell him, "Stop crumpin. You sound like my girlfirend."

Girlfriend: "Where are you. I thought we were supposed to eat lunch together today. Seriousy, I'm getting sick of this. Whaaa Whaaa Whaaa."

You: "Bitch...stop your fuckin crumpin'. I'm playin (insert your game of choice {ex: FIFA/Madden} here.) I'll see you later."
By Jacquenette
Crumpin
a very gay dance that clowns use to get sex

the clown was crumpin when he was bangin the girl
By Romonda
Crumpin
(1).When you are crumpin you are in a very chilled out mood.
(2).You partying or dancing to hip-hop music like mad, ludacris and obserd.

(1).Guy On The Phone #1: Ayo N**ga what you doin? Guy On The Phone #2: Juss Crumpin!

(2).Oh Shizzle dogg, look at dat yegga over therr crumpin!
By Ermina
Crumpin

Don't be a crumper

Don't hate on somebody because of your jealousy
Yo, don't be crumping.

Why you crumping on me.

Don't crump me cuz you aint me.
By Stesha
Crumpin Off
The act of shamelessly pleasuring ones self in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough for a stall you’re too good to be Crumpin Off

“Did you hear dean was Crumpin Off?”

Yeah dude was beating his dick at the urinal.”
By Daisy
Booty Crumpin'
The instance of a set of buttocks jiggling uncontrollably, esp. during sex.

Ben: "That looks like some booty crumpin' to me, man."
Chris: "Oh fuck, yeah."
By Pennie
Crumpin' Fuglies
When two SERIOUSLY ugly people have sex.

The darker side of "bumping uglies"

Q: Where's Fat G.?

A: He got all boozed up and went home with that nasty chick who was hanging all over him. They're probably crumpin' fuglies as we speak.
By Irita