Define Dfm Meaning

Dfm
dfm is an acronym for the words “Don’t fucking matter”.

Also short for

“It don’t fucking matter/It doesn’t fucking matter”.

Used typically to display aggression and or annoyance over a topic that needed to be discussed but is no longer in conversation. However, dfm can also be used in a joking manner when in the correct context.

-serious/angry context-
A: “why did you leave the party so early?”

B: “it dfm”
A: “-rambles on-“

-joking context-
A: “why won’t you tell me what you’re hiding hm?”
B: “cuz it dfm 😂”
A: “If you say so aha
By Melisent
DFM
Dance-floor makeout.

Do you even remember your DFM from last night? He was so hot!
By Magdalen
Dfm

By Devon
DFM
An expression of indifference and disassociation capable of being used in almost all contexts. Exceptionally useful to dispense with ones own cock ups and your own or another's dissapointments. "Doesn't Fucking Matter"

George passes out paraletic on the couch and while he snores he pisses in his pants. On waking he realises his wife will discover his embarresing moment and sighs,"DFM".

Ollie fights for hours to land a Roland Ward marlin and in the death throws of the epic fishing battle George bumps his rod, the line snaps and the enormous fish escapes. George, to appease his concience, to hide his shame and to lighten Ollie's dissapointment exclains:- "DFM".
By Ardelia
DFM

Just got done scavenging the Discord server for some crispy DFM
By Jobyna
DFM
Don't follow me.

Little pervs and old wierdos DFM on twitter.
By Rozalin
DFM
A woman with physical and mental disabilities who likes to blame society and not her own failings as a person for all that is wrong with her life.
Commonly spotted in amongst free cheese lines at major welfare hand out shelters.

Did you do a DFM today?
No, I worked for my cheese today.
By Cassondra
DFM

DAMN jenna must have DFM .. shes prude as hell.
By Blythe
DFM

Some DFM tried to offer me meth at a party. DFMs are so fucking clueless.
By Kirbee
DFM
“Down for most things

Nobody in this world is DFA.

DFM is the way to live your best life without regrets
By Cindie