Define Diner Meaning

Typically in the north-east united states; A Diner is an eating establishment open 24 Hours a day - 7 Days a week where one can eat any meal - breakfast, lunch or dinner at any time of the day. Most Diners even serve alcoholic beverages during legal hours. Known for ample portions of a large variety of fresh food and and baking prepared on the premises. A great place for friends to meet and eat after a late night of drinking.
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the best place to be.

A prefabricated eating establishment noted for its long, thin floor plan, booth seating, and long counter top bar. While typically serving typical "american cuisine," such as burgers, coffee, and pancakes, diner menus may list items that reflect the region in which the diner conducts business, or the individuals that own it (such as Greeks).

Evil, Greek-owned establishment that employs anybody they can get, which usually means bums, crazy people, drug addicts, thieves, typical trash, etc. The occasional sad college student who just isn't prepared to be tossed into this frightening underworld of malakas. (Greek for asshole/jerkoff) Bosses are ALWAYS mean and/or demanding and/or unreasonable and/or borderline abusive. Tip your diner waiter/waitress VERY well; they aren't paid nearly enough to do this job, and it's ten times harder than any Applebees or Outback.

going to a diner, usually late at night or in the wee hours of the morning.

To receive a blowjob from the person sitting next to you in a diner booth. Especially risky because of waiters, other customers, hot coffee, etc. but much more rewarding than road head.

male genitalia, penis.

Known to the locals as "The Ridge." The best Diner on the face of the earth. This diner is located in Park Ridge, New Jersey in Bergen County. This diner features such menu items as "The Combo Wrap", "The Thanksgiving Day Wrap", "Combo Wrap on a Hard Roll", good coffe, huge chocolate chip cookies, and "The Combo Platter." This diner is known for high school kids to hang out outside until 3AM. ALso, after kids get drunk/high they flock to The Ridge.

Mike's Diner was a 24 hour diner in Manassas, VA. It was closed on December 14, 2004 but it's memory will live on in the hearts of the regulars.

Viva Mike's!

the godliest of all New Jersey diners. Located on the greatest road of all, Route 9, in Howell. Makes excellent Pizza Burgers. open 24 hrs.