Define Dogfuck Meaning

v.
see fucking the dog
to do nothing, to waste time, to screw around, esp. when you are expected to be doing something

A complete total piece of shit; lamer; slacker; retard; a piece of dogshit; tarded; tard.

to blindly force or pump your way into an unknown, usually dire, situation, with the majority of the pain and trauma primarily effecting the dogfuckee.

what you are a retarded piece of when you make a shit thread

v.

1. To annoy people consistently over a long period of time.
2. To be useless and screw up completely.

noun:
1) A condition were one feels the urge to have sex with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a "why" question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than "because you have dogfuckitis", similar to because you touch yourself at night

Adj
1) Used to describe anything similar or related to dogfuckitis, most often smell

Dogfuckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.

A stupid lazy son-of-a-bitch who sits around doing jack-shit all day, and mooch's weed off you like a motherfucker.

Wasting time, lazing around, procrastinating. When you're supposed to be somewhere, and you're late, you're dogfucking.
Note this definition has nothing to do with actually having sex with canines.

A lazy person. See Fucking the dog.

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