Define Doilies Meaning

Doilies
Tits that have no side profile because they are so flat and empty. From the front profile they look normal. A slight breeze would cause them to flap about

Its windy today love you might want to strap down those doilies
By Cristie
Doily
adverb. Describes a foppish man's walk.

By Delila
Doily
A piece of poop characterize by its extended length and coiled appearance

Damn, the doily I just dropped filled the whole toilet!
By Lelah
Doily
Derogatory term for a person of the faith of judaism; a Jew. Refers to a yarmulke, the skullcap worn by Orthodox Jews.

"that doily tried to get out of paying his bill." or "you see that doily? must be going home from temple"
By Rochella
Doily Dyke
Feminine lesbian. A girly girl who's into girls. Otherwise known as a "lipstick lesbian."

On the L-Word you can learn a lot about types of lesbians: Doily Dykes, Butchie Maries, and much, much more.
By Elnore
Texas Doily
when you take a shit and don't wipe your ass and sit on the armrest of someones couch or chair.

Dude, when i was at Anthony's house earlier i gave his couch a texas doily.
By Malinde
Brown Doily
Butt hole, anus, raisin pie, dirty ballon knot, winking knot hole.

Whoa, get your finger out of my brown doily!!!

or
It was a hot night, he was all up in my brown doily.
By Ianthe
Ass Doilies
Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!

Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!
By Laurena
Fetus Doilie
A stylized human fetus placed in the center of a doilie. Typically seen in fundamentalist Christian households.

"Hey man you all set for the abortion clinic protest tomorrow"

"Oh yeah bro, my mom knitted me a great fetus doilie"
By Alayne
Doily Queen
A gay man who keeps his home like an old lady would, which would surprise you had you not seen their home before based on how they carry themselves in the outside world.

The home would most likely be filled with gorgeous and well-kept antiques, little ceramic figurines and other fancy (but lame) knick-knacks, and DOILIES on everything. This home is often shared with an annoying, tiny, yippy dog that no one loves but the owner.

These Doily Queens often surprise those who have only met or seen them in the outside world. They often go to leather or biker bars, have unkempt facial hair, and possibly have sex in these seedy bars.
By Clarette