Define Douche Monkey Meaning

No real meaning, just any insult of your choice.

A monkey who douches.

1. Alan Tate
2. A monkey that douches
3. A nasty person

One who deceitfully puts out information regaurding games (i.e. assassin) or events that can give someone false hopes.

A rare form of inbred monkey that live primarily in used condoms, gutters, garbage disposals, and windmills. i.e. a monkey so gay, that its only form of employment is cleaning the cunts and nutsacks of transgender freaks. A fucked up monkey.

Anything you want it to mean there is no real definition but most of the time it is an insult

When a women is crouching/squatting in the tub naked facing the faucet with it running. She then repeadetly catches water in her hands and hand over hand begins tossing it into her vagina in hopes to extract male sperm (cum) out of her. The motion similar to that of a monkey throwing there feces hand over hand over there shoulders. (Yet in the situations one hand at a time and into there vagina)

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.

Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with