"dude! its noon already"
"what? no! its still early morning"
"..."
"I woke upan hour ago"
By Auria
Early Morning Acting
When you go to a fancy/nice hotel and make coffee early in the morning. Then sipping from it while you open the curtains and look out the window like they do in the movies.
After a hard suffering sleep of 3 hours, because I was playing some hardcore cs last night, and I have work in 30 minutes, I shall do some early morning hentai for boost-up my moral. Squirt squirt :)
By Gertrude
Early Morning Suprise
When a woman yawns as she wakesup and you slam your dick in her mouth.
the continuation of "late-nighting;" the act of waking up hungover among a large group of friends, usually co-ed, in various beds and couches... then the group proceeds to go eat an unhealthy, delicious breakfast, watch hilariously terrible movies on demand, and review digital cameras for evidence and stories from the night before
(may include morning discoveries of half-consumed food, half-smoked bowls, and half-hearted hook ups - depending on the night)
Friend: "Hey, why weren't you in class this morning?"
Friend: "Man, I'm jealous! I made it home last night.. bummer."
By Vikki
Early Morning Dip
When a male awaken's before he's spouse, supporting a large erection. decides to penetrate the mrs while she quietly slumbers.
Tom - "Aww man, i woke up this morning supporting a dirty big horn, so i went for an early morning dip!"
Darren - " Nice one, did you give her the Ninja Bukkake treatment too!?"
Mark - "Tom!, you're a sick fucking Gooch Goblin!"