Define Ebert Meaning

The fat film guy, you know, the one that isn't dead.

1.)last name
2.)also ebea - with french like accent

noun: a very small blue creature, residing under industrial kitchen tables, prayed to by tall Italians

A film critic who, and Gene Siskel created the thumbs up system for grading movies. Siskel dies at age 53, and now the show is called Ebert and Roeper. Roger Ebert is a "REAL" film critic, unlike Roeper.

Strong in mind and body. Loyal and well respected. Very friendly and has a sence of humor. A not well known name, but unique and has a nice rythem to it.

Possibly the most influental and most famous film critic of all time. Writes for the Chicago Suntimes and has the strongest chin on planet earth. Scientist have recently began debating if he should be allowed to make his regular visits to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for fear that the two chins meeting eachother in battle could cause total annhilation.

A well-known film critic who has become infamous in the gaming community because of his refusal to accept the idea that videogames of any kind can be art.

The act of a standing 69 in which you also penetrate the anal sphincter by giving the "two thumbs down" rating. This may be given in the event of a poor effort regarding the lower half of the standing 69. Or straight boredom. Also can be referred to as simply "The Ebert". Patent pending on the "Ebert and Roper".

When you ask somebody to try their own hand at something before criticizing your efforts, you have violated Ebert's Law and lost the argument. Roger Ebert is not a filmmaker, but he knows what he likes and doesn't, and has every right to say so. Similarly, people don't need to be chefs to recognize a good restaurant, or musicians to appreciate a symphony.

Two thumbs up!