Define Egg Man Meaning

"the Egg Man"
this guy from Ripley's Believe it or not who caught eggs in his mouth from 180 ft. away.

"mommy, that guy is weird."
"no honey, he's "the egg man""
By Olivie
Egg Man

That Gabor is a total egg man!
By Kaitlin
Egg-Man
The manliest of all man, all of his protein intake comes from raw eggs drank first thing in the morning

Have you seen Egg-Man? He's huge
By Julia
Kinder Egg Man
a hybrid combination of humpty dumpty and the devil that strangely looks like a demented version of "Beldar" from the movie, Coneheads. The "kinder man" was used as a mascot for the Ferrero candy company to advertise their "kinder surprise" eggs which were chocolate eggs containing small toys, that children apparently just have to eat (even though the labels on the eggs clearly say NOT to eat the plastic toys!!!!!) The "kinder man" was featured in a commercial in which he appears on a wall holding a kinder egg, shaking it, opening the egg, taking the toy out, eating the egg, and playing with the toy. the commercial ends with the kinder man falling off the wall that he was sitting on. During the course of the commercial, the Kinder man is speaking in a completely strange dialect that you couldnt possibly understand. The most notable piece of his strange dialect is when he opens the wrapper of the egg and shouts "CHOCODOOBY, DOUBLY CHOCODOOBY". The kinder egg man commercial (that was aired on a British childrens network) was soo disturbing to young children that it was banned from television. If only kids took his falling off the wall at the end of the commercial as suicide then they might have not been so scared of the kinder man

Bob: He man, guess what!
Steve: What...
Bob: CHOCODOOBY!!!
Steve: Gahh! now im gonna have nightmares again!!! *gets out phonebook, searches for a new shrink*

Satan: The Kinder Egg Man scares the living $%!7 outta me.
By Gilbertine
Kinder Egg Man
An extremely creepy version of Humpty Dumpty that was once a mascot for the toy Kinder Surprise (which is banned in America). His first and only appearance was in a Kinder advert where he sits on top of a wall and speaks in a high pitched gibberish before falling off.

The commercial is so unsettling that it's actually kind of hard to watch, but it somehow became a meme online with several remixes and re-edits of it.

One of the oldest known videos of the advert was uploaded onto YouTube back in 2006, with the uploader calling it somewhat disturbing for some strange reason.

It's absolutely baffling how Kinder eggs have managed to stay so strong for the past 44 years even though the Kinder Egg Man is enough to completely scare any child away from ever wanting one.

And it doesn't help that one of the oldest known YouTube videos of it was labeled as somewhat disturbing. I guess the uploader just hates kids.
By Masha
Butter And Egg Man
A wealthy but unsophisticated small-town businessman who acts like a playboy when he visits the big city.

Oh I am so sure that Alan will have a good time on his trip to St. Louis; being the "butter and egg man" he is.
By Randi
Egg-Roll Man
The man who will destroy the world in 2020. Betrayer of the Chopstick Gang. Legally is dead inside. His mortal enemy is Orange-Chicken Man

Mr Egg-Roll Man gives me free Egg Roll for rife.
By Valaree
Man Eggs

"Hey what up dude?"

"Shut up you homo!!"

"Go suck some man eggs!!!"
By Niki
Man Egg
Another term for a load of semen.

Joe dropped a load of man egg on anne.
By Floris
Man Egg
Excrement; Waste matters expelled from the rectum; The product of defecation or bowel movements; Feces;
In other words, shit. Called man egg because it is the only egg a man can lay.

Timmy's dad just laid a man egg!
By Gilligan