Define Kinder Surprise Meaning

Kinder Surprise
you people need some serious help. a Kinder Surprise is a German candy bar shaped like an egg and with a toy inside. yummy chocolate but the toy is tiny as hell and gets lost easy

Oh shit i lost my kinder surprise toy
By Rosaline
Kinder Surprise
The act of dropping a deuce and overtly closing the lid without flushing. This then leaves a "kinder surprise" for the next person in the washroom.

Ew brofski, that is one rare kinder surprise!!
By Petronia
Kinder Surprise
having a girl stick a foreign object into her anus. another person must reach into her anus and pull the object out. once the object is out it is to be put into their mouth.

lets go back and ill show you a kinder surprise
By Amanda
Kinder Surprise
The action whereby a boy will prematurely jizz into a girl's face, in preparation for oral sex, immediately after removing his boxers.

I took a guy home the other night and he kinder surprised me!
By Josephine
Kinder Surprise
The act where you a girl would clean her anus in preparation for oral butt sex, and while cleaning her anus, fills it with nutella. When her partner proceeds to eat her ass, they will eat the nutella, making it a kinder surprise.

Dude, I got a Kinder surprise last night and it was delicious.
By Sheela
Kinder Surprise
An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".

"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl

"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.
By Flo
Kinder Surprise
Moment before having sex when pedophile discovers that a kiddo is a trance/ transvestite

What a Kinder Surprise
I'm calling the police
By Gillan
Kinder Surprise
A type of chocolate, where there is chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside. Commonly reffered to a black guy, who totally acts like a white dude

haha, that black guy is such a kinder surprise!
By Philly
Kinder Surprise
When you lift the cover of a toilet and it's full of shit.

Cubicle 7 was empty, but there was a queue anyway. Sally wanted to investigate, although Mary told her not to. When she lifted the seat, the toilet was full of shit and she shouted in disgust. Mary laughed and yelled "Kinder surprise!"
By Amelita
Kinder Surprise
When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well

Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
By Adelle