Define Phonebook Meaning

the act of hitting someone over the head with a phonebook at parties due to them knocking over a cup or spilling something; a rule of beer pong

The art or practice of throwing stolen phonebook(s) at an unsuspecting bystander, usually done from within a moving vehicle at night. The phonebook does not have to hit the victim nor skim them, but merely be projected in their generally direction. The launch is then often followed by a tagline such as "Jigga What!" The target is usually left speechless, and before they can even begin to process the event, the vehicle is out of sight. Going around for multiple hits on a single target is optional.

A person who never uses Facebook for social networking but rather to accumulate an alphabetical list of people like a phonebook. A Facebooker that uses Facebook soley to respond to friend requests, but never posts a single status update, makes comments or even has a profile picture.

An ancient deviece used to find a person/business' phone number. Scientists have reciently discovered a link between these and a phone booth.

Description: very large, usually yellow, small print

A device used to discipline a person who commits a party foul. The guilty offender is slapped in the face with a phonebook.

After ejaculating on the face of your partner you proceed to smack them with an open phone book, trying to get a loose page to rip out and stick in said ejaculate.

The act of beating a person repeatedly with one or more phonebooks. Originally intended to prove that any noun can be made into a verb.

The act of accessing FaceBook from your cell phone.

The act of two morbidly obese people (preferably 500-1000 ibs.) taking their layers of fat and layering them together like you would do with the pages of a phonebook. Thus creating suction which will prevent either individual from separating from the other. (WARNING: Once this is done, you can't go back.)

Used to suggest someone has an unusual or weird name. So unusual in fact it will probably be the only name of its kind listed in the phonebook - hence the term phonebook loner.