Define Ets Meaning

Ets
end tour service -end of your active military service

I ets in 4 days.
By Moyra
ETing It
Someone who wears abnormally small cloths compared to his/her body size. Often in reference to one who tries to show off big biceps/triceps.

I cant believe that guys ETing It today. Hes not even that big.
By Bryana
ETE
Estimated Time Ending

Yo what's the ETE of your game?

ETE: 2 Minutes.
By Benedikta
ETE

By Hinda
ET
An asshole alien with a large finger that it uses to violate innocent men, women, children, and doggies alike.

Someone: Oh my God, an Alien! Noooo!!!
ET: C'mere bitch! ET PHONE HOME ON DAT ASS
By Siana
ET
A stupid alien with a BIG onion head and stupidly long cringy fingers that are large enough to wank a dozen cocks at once also this ET thing goes around in a little bike tryna phone home like BITCH you don't have a home

ET: ET phone home
Child: wtf you don't have a home

ET: *some alien shit*
Child: bruv learn English
By Esmeralda
ETS
n. (Educational Testing Service) A white-collar corporate gang in Ewing, New Jersy, headed by Kurt Landgraf. They peddle the SAT and GRE assessment products on the street to vulnerable youths who don't know how to say NO. A greedy parasite that should be eliminated for the betterment of society. See also: Tollbooth on the highway of education.

Those poor students had to pony up $115 to the ETS in order to get admitted to college.

"We da ETS, we be hangin' wif da Kurt-rock, and we be all up in your shit if you don't pay us your protection, FOOL!"

Kurt, I'm gonna bring my posse up on ETS turf and get me a goddamn refund one of these days CHUMP!
By Cher
ET
ET is an inside joke that basically says that you're extremely good at vsrg game (Vertical Scrolling Rhythm Game)

A- I just got pass on Lv.150 HX on o2
B- what wtf ET
By Katharine
Etted
A past tense of the word "eat", or more specifically "eaten". Taking the d
incorrectness of et further than it's ever gone before. Used by illiterate and/or bored Southerners out of ignorance or good 'ol plain fun. Try it out on a Northerner and see what they say.

My friend got etted by that big bear over yonder! Tarnation.
By Caril
ETS
ETS stands for Eat That Shit. It is when a person preforms and action that cause them physical pain or emotional damage.

Yo you just see that kid fall down the stairs. ETS
I just beat boogie, one on one, in basketball. ETS
By Vilhelmina