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Define Ftd Meaning

Ftd
fallopian-tube-deep; the deepest possible position in a woman's vagina. Could be specified ftdl or ftdr (fallopian-tube-deep-right or fallopian-tube-deep-left).

Dude, I completely was ftd with Hannah last night.
By Blondell
Ftd
For The Draw. Used to describe a situation which is between FTW (For The Win) and FTL (For The Lose).

Some Guy: Omg, I was playing my mate at Pro Evo and it ended 4-4 after extra time. It was FTD!
By Alison
Ftd
fixin' to die

Most often used by paramedics performing triage at a multiple trauma scene.

Rudy, we had best work on this injured person next as it appears he is ftd.
By Verene
Ftd
Acronym for fuck the dumb, because dumb people suck.

Matt: I gave that lunchlady a 20 and she gave me 23 dollars back!
Me: *shakes head* ftd dude, ftd
By Halli
Ftd
Fucked to Death

dude i FTD last night!
By Zonda
FTD
"Fresh To Death"

These new Nike's I just copped are FTD, but not as much as my Jordans.
By Nanice
FTDS
(abv.) abbreviation for "Fuck The Dumb Shit".

1 - Expression used in the case when somebody is making a choice where the person makes the more intelligent of the options.
2 - Expression used to describe a state of mind where one does not let the small or pointless things affect them.
3 - Expression used to describe when somebody goes beast mode.

1)
Johnny: Would you rather have a ham sandwich or a fillet mignon for lunch?

Chuck: FTDS! I'll take option 2!

2)
Chuck: But Microsoft stock went down 2 points...

Johnny: FTDS. It doesn't matter. Let's get the fillets anyway.

3)
Tim: I think Chuck and Johnny are currently fucking the dumb shit for lunch.
By Neala
FTD!
FUCK THIS DAY!

my rent check is due and i am need of be tending to my apartment and other obligations, but i am going to wind up hopefully getting at most 2 hours of sleep head down on my desk at work. FTD!
By Romola
FTD's
Facebook Transmitted Diseases - Viruses and hacks that you get on facebook and then instantly send to all of your other friends.

Have you seen the news feed today? People are spreading FTD's faster than the cast members of Jersey Shore on spring break.
By Sara-Ann
FTD
fuck the dee.

united win scottish cup 2010. FTD
By Aimee