Define Fucking Cousin Meaning

Fucking Cousin
n. A relative so distant it is safe to engage in sexual relations without fear of incest.

She's dating her cousin, but don't worry, he's a not a kissing cousin, more of a fucking cousin.
By Doralynn
Fuck Cousin
noun; a person with whom you share the common connection of having both slept with the same person, creating an awkward, familial-like connection as a result of you having shared the same sexual partner, albeit at different points in time. It is typically more preferable to be "older" of the fuck cousins, as you engaged in the sexual activity with the intermediary partner prior to the "younger" cousin. Moreover, the newly-discovered fuck cousin-connection transcends and supercedes all other connections you may have previously had with the fuck cousin, whether it be family, friend, or complete stranger.

1) Dude, you know how you fucked Jackie a couple of years ago? Well, Andy just told me he fucked her last week! Looks like you've got yourself a fuck cousin!

2) My creepy Uncle Eddie boned the same chick as me?!? I guess he's no longer my uncle, now he's my creepy Fuck Cousin Eddie.
By Tansy
Fucking Cousin
A cousin so distant it is safe to fuck without fear of inbreeding. Any cousin past third-removed.

Third cousins, fourth cousins, fifth cousins, and so on are considered "fucking cousins".
By Ethel
Fucking Cousins

last night i caught those fucking cousins!
By Greta
Cousin Fucked
A name for a person who is 'inbred' or a result of incest.

hey, what's wrong with him?

oh, he's cousin fucked!
By Alicia
I Fucked My Cousin
So basically it’s someone who fucks there cousin.

I was at a family gathering and I fucked my cousin.
By Lauryn
And Then I Fucked Your Cousin
1.A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. Alternate versions of this phrase include "and then I found five dollars" and "and then I kicked a hobo", however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really "cousins" in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to fuck your cousin.

2. Often used as a true statement.

Max: Everything was great! We were all getting drunk, having a good time... and then I fucked your cousin...
Pedro:Well, at least your sister is now up for grabs...
By Adriena
And Then I Fucked Your Cousin
A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.

Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."

Person 2: *Snores*"...."

Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."

Person 2: "Wait what?!?"
By Robenia
When Cousins Fuck
A deformaty of the body when cousins or relative have sexual intercourse

Danny R.'s head is huge.

Yeah I know thats what happens when cousins fuck.
By Sonia
Ur Cousin Fucks Dozens
The most deadly diss ever to exist in man kind and totally cancels out β€œur mom gay” β€œyour dad lesbian” and β€œyour granny tranny”.

Joe: ur mom gay lol
Steve: ur dad lesbian haha
Joe: THATS IT
Steve: CHILL JOE I WAS JOKING
Joe: Your cousin fucks dozens
Steve: chokes on a rock and fucking dies
By Siusan