Define Fucking Turtle Meaning

The 'Koopa Troopa' character from "Mario Power Tennis" for Nintendo Gamecube

what you say out of rage when someone gives you a paper straw and you want a plastic straw.

Military or construction worker slang for when one person slams his helmet on another persons helmet while on their head.

When a soldier hits another soldier's kevlar helment with his own kevlar. Since the cover is usually green camo it looks like to turtles rubbing together, hence the name. I t isn't used much anymore because most soldiers are running around in desert uniforms now because of OEF and OIF

The act of having sexula intercourse while the girl is under a coffee table, and when the girl sticks out a leg or an arm the man smacks it with a whiffle ball bat untill it goes back under the table.

Cut off his/her arms and legs turn him/her over and throw him/her on their bed and fuck them.....like a turtle

To light a cigarette off of another cigarette that is already lit

When you do your bitch doggie style under the coffee table, when she sticks her head out the other side you punch it. Hince the word turtle fuck

When the girl you are fuckin just wants to lay on her back while you stick your cock in her shell. She Will refuse to do any sort of work and rather just last there legs wide open and motionless. (Sometimes groaning like a turtle during mating *see youtube*)

Two hard hats hitting, usually used in joke form with a new kid, or soft handed man, new to wearing a hard hat.