Define Gannon Meaning

1) a person who has very strong hobbit traits. usually found in little caves and caverns in the craig, co area.

2) a person who has an enlarged buttocks area. commonly reffered to them as a J-Lo or ghetto ass.

3) a person who lives by: mud, slingin and tires. but knows nothin about either.

he is the most amazing guy. he is loving and caring. everyone wants to be his friend or more ;) because he’s amazing. he’s so modest and hot as hell. he could get any girl he wants, but doesn’t because he isn’t a fuck boy and waits for the right person. he is so full of love and conpassion. and is amazing. everyone deserves a gannon, but sadly there isn’t enough of them for everyone.

Usually a eGirl Slayer.

Displaying the face of your hand in front of you in a wide-set confident manner, alluding to the five-finger-blessing of THE Rich Gannon.

"Pegging" by either female, transgender, or self induced while providing a reach around or reaching back around.

Unusually amazing individual who could be a lady killer if he knew where to find kick-ass ladyz.

pirate ninjas that enjoy the following:

-speaking spanglish (the word 'tortuga' may be thrown around often)
-sarcasm
-being completely BA
-dominating
-being witty and hilarious

A Gannon is also:
incredibly attractive
extremely intelligent
witty
studly
Irish
legendary
the envy of all others

1)To subject the public record of an individual to close and unremitting internet scrutiny to uncover unethical or illegal behavior.
2)When cyberspace reporters scoop mainstream media.

SusanG initiated in the kossospherean investigation of the public record of a White House-credentialed reporter and found that "Jeff Gannon" was "James D. Guckert", a treasonous fake reporter who helped expose an undercover CIA agent while getting White House press credentials with a fake name to lob softballs at Bush and McClellan, registered website names dealing with gay prostitution while writing stories advancing the Right's anti-gay agenda, and when he cowardly quit, purged all his stories from the sites in which they lived.

DEFINITION: To subject the public record of an individual to close and unremitting Internet scrutiny to uncover unethical or illegal behavior.

BACKGROUND: 2005 Blog investigation of phony White House reporter "Jeff Gannon" led to his resignation

A person who was influenced by Ganondorf, the main antagonist of the legend of zelda series. The person is acting, talking, and dressed like ganondorf.