Define Gayrod Meaning

Gayrod
A fully erect dingus carried around by an extremely faggish person.

Dude, that fag just brushed me with his gayrod! Now I gotta go take a shower before I shit myself.
By Gisella
Gayrod
a term used toward someone named jared in a joking matter.
the kid who uses this term is probably a dingus.

pass me the ball gayrod.
shut up dingus
By Trish
Gayrod
Alex Rodriguez - variation of his common nick of "ARod". Most likely coined when his usage of lip balm looked a lot like lipstick. Came into wide usage (outside of NY) after his illegal swipe at the pitcher in Game 6 of the 2004 ALCS.

"It figures Gayrod would try to cheat"
By Lonee
Gayrod
When someone is gay

By Roslyn
Gayrod
1: Someone who acts in such a way that it would be classified as gay.
2: Any male who dyes and perms his hair in such a way that it looks like he has pubes growing out of the top of his head.
See also: Fuckrod and Fucktard

Randy dumped his supermodel girlfriend and got a perm. What a gayrod.
By Lolly
Gayrod
A typical homosexual. Usually mocking the name Jared

gay

Ew look it's a Gayrod.
By Carri
Gayrod Fagriguez
A more accurate title for the player formerly referred to as "A-rod." Numerous instances of gay-ness in his years of "service" with the Yankees have prompted the name change.

Dude 1: "Hey did you hear who Jeter's new lover is?"
Dude 2: "No, who?"
Dude 1: "Gayrod Fagriguez!"
By Klara