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Golf
to quote Oscar Wilde:
"The best way to ruin a good walk"

There is an American (of course) pro golfer who is ACTUALLY named Davis Love III
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???
By Belicia
Golf
A fucked up game, designed by assholes to make schmucks get mad as hell and break their clubs and curse loudly. The only redeeming quality of the game of golf is that it provides a good excuse to ride around in a golf cart in beautiful places, wear funny shoes, smoke cigars, and consume large quantities of alcohol.
I played golf last week; I lost 25 balls, broke 6 clubs, and got kicked off the course, but not before I enjoyed a nice Honduran cigar and drank 17 Yuenglings.

Golf it the most incredible sport today.
By Joli
Golf
One of the best models Volkswagen ever produced. The VW Rabbit would be a close second.

My VW Golf gets better gas mileage than your lame riced up Honda Civic.
By Arlinda
Golf
The Human equivalent of FETCH
Only where the “fetchie’” becomes the “fetcher”… and the dog (fetcher) is replaced by an elderly person…. 9/10 times male

Father: I'm just going for a round of golf.
Son: You mean Human Fetch?!?
By Maure
Golf
A good walk, spoiled.

I was out for a walk when my friend suggested that instead of walking, we should go around in an electric buggy. He then said that instead of admiring scenery or talking we should aimlessly hit a small white ball around with metal clubs. He then told me that he had tricked me into playing a game of golf.
That was the worst walk ever!
By Lizette
Golf
To do very poorly on something. A substitute for to bomb.

Man, i totally golfed that test.
By Jeni
Golf
A "sport" often played by non athletic boys who play it to call themselves athletes, and crotchety old men who are trying to escape their dead end marriages. These men often play in foursomes while drinking beer and spend 30 minutes on each hole and keep everyone else from having fun as they chop the ball around and will not let anyone play through.

Bill played golf because he got tired of beating up his wife and wanted to go get wasted and piss people off at the local country club. even though he sucks at golf, he acts like he owns the place.
By Traci
Golf
Golf is synonymous with the word sleep. Playing golf is boring and thus induces someone to fall to sleep.

"Hey Monica what's Helen doing?"
"She's playing golf. She has school tomorrow"
By Fiorenze
Golf
Boring game for the boring people.

You hit a small ball with a crooked stick and walk after it on a huge piece of land.
By Rubia
Golf
Originating from St. Andrews Scotland and originally known as (G)entlemen (O)nly (L)adies (F)orbidden... hence the name GOLF

Golf is such a stupid gay sport for coffin dodgers who still have use of their legs
By Lil