Define Haha No Meaning

Haha No
a term that i luv, said to mock someone for even THINKING of asking a question.
also rele funny on the sayer's behalf when said to a particularly ignorant person.

(me,listening to ipod during VAR)
misha: omg like what are you listening to?! omg can i hear it too? but not if its like greenday cos their like... weird. way weirder than you.. but your not very weird.. so can i listen? *massive grin on her face, laughing*
me: (same stupid laugh as misha) haha no. :|
By Randee
Haha
The quickest way to pretend that you're interested and also a reason for you to close his or her IM box.

johnnyboy:Hey Janet, I was at the mall today and I saw this really cool shirt that said "I'm a punk rocker" and I thought of you.

Janet124: haha

johnnyboy: =D hehe ya know?

Janet124 Signed Off..
By Wenona
Haha
Short quick way of letting somebody know you are laughing, most likely at them.

You failed your exam? Haha, er, that's too bad...
By Ermengarde
Haha
A form of expressing laughter when oral expression is not available, like on the internet.

Hah - The person thinks a comment is mildly funny.

Haha - The person does not think the comment is funny, but acknowledges your attempt humor.

Hahaha - the person thinks the comment is funnier than average, or is just more enthusiastic than those who normally say haha.

Hahahaha - The person is just being excessive. Usually used to strengthen a friendship because an inside joke was just mentioned.

Haha is almost never used to express actual laughter occuring. For those circumstances, rofl, lmao, or a whole sentence about how the comment actually made one laugh is used.
By Bettye
Haha.
What you say when something either isn't funny at all, or if you aren't paying attention to the conversation.

XxXL0LZXxX: OMFGZZZZZZZZ THEN HE LIKE FELLLLL OFF THE ROOOFF OMGG LMFAOOOZ!
oh_wow:haha.


xX0smexynesss0Xx: So that's when my mom fell on the floor and died.
i_don't_care: haha.

By Gerti
Haha

Old man: haha
Young nerd: lol
By Randee
Haha
used by nelson in the simpsons in many of circumstances

bart: the burgular even stole my stamp collection
lisa: you had a stamp collection??
(rest of family laughs)

(phone rings) nelson: stamp collection? haha!!
By Bel
HAHA

By Karena
Haha
Short way to let a person know over text that they are laughing/thought something you said was funny. It however doesn't really reflect how much they are actually laughing/how much they actually thought something you said was funny.

Haha that's awesome!
By Teresina
Haha

person1: I made a really good sandwich yesterday.

person2: "haha"
By Dorette