Absolutely hammered:
Using the rule that adding -ed to any word means to become drunk.
Other examples- hammered, smashed, battered, lashed, ruined, slaughtered, pissed
We didn't want Mark to win the bowling game so we gave him a Colombian Hairdryer.
By Dianne
Hobo Hairdryer
When you don't have enough time, or don't care enough, to use a hairdryer. Thus, you put all the windows down in your car and let the wind do all the work.
(Not to be confused with a hippie hairdryer, which involves the same concept, but includes the use of a bike instead. This version is "greener",from which is derived its condition of being "hippie".)
When hairdrying your hair, one hand (the hand you ruffle your hair with) gets warm due to the warmth of the air blowing out of the hairdryer, and one hand (the hand holding the hairdryer) is cold.