Define Hairdryer Meaning

Hairdryer
To scream and rant until red in the face; uncontrolled rage expressed from one person to another, usually within an inch of the face

The football manager gave his team the full hairdryer for their terrible first half performance.
By Wallie
Hairdryer
A rice rocket is a Japanese bike but
now days they are getting a lot quieter
and when they idle they sound like
hairdryers.

Why don't you sell that yellow hairdryer and buy yourself a real bike
like a Harley?

THe new hairdryer he bought really moves but I would still rather a Harley
any day.
By Portia
Hairdryer
A word used to describe someone who is sexually attractive.

It is certainly not under any circumstances something you would ever use to describe something you dry your hair with.

"She's such a hairdryer!"
By Deedee
Hairdryer
An electrocution tool (combined with a bathtub full of water) used by a jealous dominatrix.

She threw a hairdryer into the water and he met St. Peter then.
By Kitty
Hairdryered
Adjective: meaning drunk or inebriated severely!

Alternatively: Smashed, Hammered, Trollied

โ€œLast night I went out with the lads and got absolutely hairdryered, it was completely filthy!โ€
By Jemie
Hairdryered
Absolutely hammered:
Using the rule that adding -ed to any word means to become drunk.
Other examples- hammered, smashed, battered, lashed, ruined, slaughtered, pissed

By Leia
Colombian Hairdryer
when you stick somebody's head in the ball return at the bowling alley.

We didn't want Mark to win the bowling game so we gave him a Colombian Hairdryer.
By Dianne
Hobo Hairdryer
When you don't have enough time, or don't care enough, to use a hairdryer. Thus, you put all the windows down in your car and let the wind do all the work.

(Not to be confused with a hippie hairdryer, which involves the same concept, but includes the use of a bike instead. This version is "greener",from which is derived its condition of being "hippie".)

Works best for guys.

Or girls with short hair.

"Hey, Becky sure has some serious bed head."

"Nope. Hobo hairdryer."

"Ah.I see."
By Pier
Hairdryer Hands
When hairdrying your hair, one hand (the hand you ruffle your hair with) gets warm due to the warmth of the air blowing out of the hairdryer, and one hand (the hand holding the hairdryer) is cold.

One of my hands is hot and one of my hands is cold!

I have hairdryer hands!
By Rhody
HairDryer Photo
A photo of you drying your hair with a hairdryer from a really low angle. Your legs must be showing in the photo. Your private parts must be hidden.

By Lelia