Define Happy Holidays Meaning

Happy Holidays

Person 1: Happy holidays!
Person 2: Fuck you.
Person 1: Well that was uncalled for...
By Roze
Happy Holidays
Phrase that pisses me off. Said by people who don't want to offend anyone of any religion or culture. People should just say "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah", and "Happy Kwanzaa" to the appropriate people.

Krusty (From The Simpsons): So have a merry Christmas, a Happy
Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn & dignified Ramadan.
By Evvy
Happy Holidays
A phrase made by stupid people trying to be politicly correct, which drives a further gap between races, and religions, classes, etc.

"Happy Holidays" banners in stores should be changed, into a different banner for every holiday. "Merry Christmas!" "Happy Hanukka!" "Joyus Kwanzaa!" "Have a Rockin' Ramadon!", and whatever else I may be forgetting
By Sybilla
Happy Holidays
The more consiterate and politically correct term to use during the holiday season. But no one really cares either way. Well, expect fanatical people who need a life.

Joe: Hey George, Happy Holidays!
George: OMG you anti-christian heretic demon!
Joe: Uh Merry Christmas?
George:There, now Jesus loves you again.
By Joana
Happy Holidays
"Happy Holidays!" is not a politically correct way of waging War on Christmas. Absolutely not. It's an abbreviation. A time-saver. In the words of John Stewart, "Now I suppose you could say have a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year, but you probably have SHIT TO DO."

"Oh, hey! Gotta' run or I'll miss my bus. Happy holidays!"
By Willyt
Happy Holidays
The worst thing to say to a fundementalist Christian besides 'I vote Democrat'.

"Everytime you say Happy Holidays an angel gets aids!11"
By Ermengarde
Happy Holidays With Hitler
Enjoy watching WW2 movies

Girl asking boy what's he is doing, and seeing that he is watching WW2 movies on History Channel exclaims: "Oh, it's Happy Holidays with Hitler again!"
By Federica
Happy Holidays You Bastards
An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.

(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.

Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!
By Kare