A once respected cable channel. Many years ago it was a serious source of historical information and now it is Reality TV, Pseudoscience, and Pseudohistory. Actual history has been abandoned for ratings.
I learned everything I know about History from the History channel. I learned that aliens helped humans build the Pyramids, The Bible contains a secret code which can be deciphered using a computer, monsters are real, and Nostradamus predicted 9/11.
By Valery
History Channel
A group of people who only focus on stupid shit relating to 2012, world ending, etc.
Don't forget that all of their programs longer than an hour just constantly repeat themselves
History Channel.
Why?
By Trix
History Channel
TV channel owned by two of the largest media conglomerates (Disney and Hearst). used to have some mildly interesting programs from time to time, but is now mostly a source of blatant religious and government propaganda, or truly stupid subjects like the Nostradamus pseudoprophecies.
History Channel found it necessary to remind me how evil Saddam Hussein was about 400 times during the Iraq invasion, now I'm back to learning Bible stories again.
By Jillie
History Channel
A great premise for a TV network, but half the time they're talking about World War 2 or high tech stuff that belongs on Tech TV or the Discovery Channel.
All The History Channel shows most of the time is something about World War 2. But they do have some other things too. Just notthat much
By Marla
History Channel
A clever euphemism for masturbating, typically used to conceal the topic around female friends. Inspired by people who receive massive erections from listening to the gettysburg address or listening to how ancient greeks sat around and thought about things.
Dumbing down a prestigious and serious scientific publication, website, or channel in order to appeal to the uneducated masses, cut the budget, and get higher ratings.
If your ultimate fantasy is to have 4 generations at once, e.g., her, her mother, her grandmother and her 16 year old daughter. It's sometimes called the "Intra-generational Five-way".
Why don't we get Agnes, Barbara, yourself and Amber together for a History Channel Love Sandwich sometime? I'll be the meat.
By Marilin
History Channel Bigfoot
30 year old men running through the woods screaming, shaking cameras, and pretending to be archaeologists
