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Define Hard Lemonade Meaning

Hard Lemonade
1 part lemonade
3 parts sugar
1 part swag in a bottle

DAMN!!! You didn't put no sugar in dis! Tastes like that nasty ass vitamin water stuff.. I'ma teach you how to make some hard lemonade.
By Doralin
Hard Lemonade
An alcoholic drink with Vodka and Lemonade.

9oz Vodka and half-can of Lemonade Concentrate is one HARD lemonade.
By Doroteya
Hard Lemonade
Semen. Purely and simply, semen.

"Yea, i sucked him off and drank his hard lemonade."
By Heidi
Hard Lemonade
when a guy goes down on you and you piss in his face

I heard he called me a dirty hoe so that night I gave him a hard lemonade.
By Norine
Hard Lemonade
Adult Fanfiction (like "lemons") but of an extremely explicit nature. Lemonade being a fanfic with Lemons being the sex scenes in it, Hard Lemonade is used to describe the fanfics of an extremely explicit nature, usually written in gratuitous detail, leaving nothing to the imagination.

"I've read some good Harry Potter lemons before, but this latest update was nothing but hard lemonade! I had to take a shower after it!"
By Koren
Kansas Hard Lemonade
Concentrated urine that is dark in color and harsh in odor much like that of a dehydrated fat man.

Phew Enis, I need to go drop some Kansas Hard Lemonade!
By Jannelle
Mike's Hard Lemonade
a quite tasty malt liquer beverage that leaves a nasty resin in your throat after a night of drinking it

i got crazy hockers from drinknig mike's
By Aubree
Mike's Hard Lemonade
When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.

Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*
By Gleda
Mikes Hard Lemonade
A drink drank by mostly females. Sometimes enjoyed by little boys.

Vuk: Hey Dardan, what are you drinking tonight?
Dardan: Probably gonna drink like 3 or 4 Mikes Hard Lemonades...
By Caressa
Tim's Hard Lemonade
Mix a Mike's Hard Lemonade with 2oz of Gin

Craig: Hey fag, is that a Mike's Hard Lemonade?
You: No man.
Craig: Gin and Tonic?
You: Nope. It's a Tim's Hard Lemonade, bitch.
By Almire