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Define Hospice Meaning

Hospice
death accelerator; for profit service which purportedly provides compassionate and joyous end of life care in which death is hastened by a combination of powerful sedatives, lack of food and water, and a complete sense of hopelessness

Granny's family was eager for her large inheritance. Granny was enrolled in hospice given her diagnoses of cataracts and dry skin, and she died 2 days later.
By Myrtie
Hospice
The period of time ending with a person's death and beginning at the time in which they would have been put to sleep if they had been a pet.

Grandpa's in hospice care now, but he's totally out of it. I'd put him to sleep if he were a cat.
By Dayna
Hospice
Making a person as comfortable with certain medicines, until the time for their passing comes

Person 1: Man, I heard that Jim's grandpa is in hospice.
Person 2: Oh, we should go visit him before he dies.
By Maighdiln
Hospicable
A combination of the words "hospitable" and "despicable' that sarcastically highlights the irony of a situation.

The city of Grants, NM, who always think of everybody else, wants all businesses to open up, despite orders to stay at home during this global pandemic, making them the first town to knowingly, willingly, voluntarily, and officially, Welcome Covid19 to New Mexico. How hospicable of them.
By Candra
Hospice
A relaxing weekend getaway where you're a cut above all the rest. Sick and sad patients on first name basis with all the top physicians.

When Mary-Kate Olsen suffered from anorexia, she visited a hospice.
By Darlleen
Hospice
(pronounced hoe-spice) The girl who isn't quite a hoe. But she hangs out with enough hoes to gain the reputation of one.

I wouldn't call her a hoe, but she's definitely hospice.
By Lavina
Hospice
A dark purple powder you sprinkle on someone to make them more “Ho-like”

Been months since we fucked; she be keeping her should under hard ice. To keep my dick from exploding, I hit her with that hospice.
By Amaleta
Playing Hospice
v. When all you can do all day long is lay on the couch, unshowered, in the same underwear you dribbled on the night before, in sweatpants, and eat and watch television all day long. You do not have the energy to get up to anything that doesn't involve making or eating food; even a shower is just too taxing. A pull out couch or futon is usually involved, as well as lots of pillows and blankets. Closely related to "Big Fat Fuck-a-Thon".

"I'm so hungover! All I am doing today is playing hospice! Let's order pizza, but you've got to go to the door, I'm dying."
By Juanita
Dildo Hospice
An elderly woman's Vagina.

That lady is so old her vagina is her dildo hospice
By Delphinia
Hospice Youmama
The act of placing your Mother into an assisted living facility

Dad, Grandma just buttered her cigarette butt and ate it. It’s about time we hospice youmama.

I stopped by your house last night and you weren’t there, I was drunk, so I hospice youmama .
By Julietta