Define In My Shorts Meaning

In My Shorts
Constantly asking for attention or complaining.

A variation is "up my ass".

The boss is constantly in my shorts about getting a project done.
By Madelaine
Eat My Shorts

By Giacinta
Eat My Shorts
As in the movie 'The Breakfast Club', another way to say "Eat my shit!"

By Lana
Eat My Shorts

"Man you can eat my shorts!"
By Marianne
Eat My Shorts
To make an offering to someone to consume one's knee length pantalons.

Pardon me sir, but would you be so kind as to eat my shorts?
By Jessi
Buttering My Shorts
An expression used to refer to feeling so overwhelmed by the gayness of a situation.

This movie is so cheesy, I am buttering my shorts.
By Melisa
Eat My Shorts
A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.

Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''
By Jenifer
Licking My Shorts
Said when you gotta dump real bad and there's no where to go and the turd is just about out the ass and its touchin the underpants.

By Winnifred
Grinds My Shorts
a term used to express annoyance. Can be used in replacement of activates my almonds.

When people say crossiant instead of quackson it really grinds my shorts.
By Ebonee
Eat My Shorts
to be said to someone who is being an idiot.

leave them by saying 'eat my shorts.'

idiot: 'your such a whore'
you: 'EAT MY SHORTS BITCH'
By Dian