"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct
inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material;
the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else
waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan
molasses runnin' uphill in da
wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!