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Define Ise Meaning

Isness
The ability to live in a world of "what is". presence Living in the Now.

I am therefore I is.
By Kathlin
ISE
Insufficient Education (lack of schooling

Bobby Chong (same character from ISF) has just finished his highschool year and decides he wants to go into post-secondary. He seeks his school counselor for adivce, she looks at his transcripts, rubs her eyes once, then twice, and bursts out laughing. Bobby Chong is confused, the counselor is still laughing but this time in a sorta pitty way. She looks at him and says hunny you have ISE. Bobby Chong looks clueless and snags his transcript away from the counselor, he takes a glance without saying anything nor swearing but he has the look of embarrsement on his face,and soon a shed of tear drops. To save himself some face and dignity; Bobby Chong walks out the door with his head down and thinks to himself....."SON OF A BITCH! FIRST ISF, AND NOW ISE, I F*CKIN NEED TO RE-EVALUATE MY LIFE"
By Calla
ISE
Internet Simplified English (also Internet Stupefied English) is a set of grammatical and spelling rules which aim to aid the mentally impaired people in their everyday Internet communication.

Allen: to all des fools out here u dnt wat a true friend is n if u think u do trust me u dnt
Betty: We don't speak ISE here, Allen.
Allen: ise wot r u talkin about u dumb or sumtn
By Joyann
Ised
a word used when "adriane" doesnt know what she is doing .... instead of "is" writes "ised"

umm i d k what to write because i cant think of an example....maybe mad-e can!
By Austine
Prom Ise
A phrase sneaky assholes use to cheat themselves out of promises, however, they haven't read this and don't realise they must keep their 'Prom Ise'.

Person 1: I prom ise to do this thing as long as you do this other thing. *Person 2 does the other thing then asks for the first person to follow up on their side*Person 1: No.
By Sella
Mir-ising
To run away from, put off, avoid.

Luke I hate, how your always Mir-ising me! All I wanted was to hang out with you in an obsessed manner, and you my friend turned me down. Such shame.
By Aviva
Ised-um
When your lookin fresh 2 death and you freeeze girls in their path

These chicks walked by and I ised-um in their path.
By Eda
Isee
when someone is too lazy to split the words apart from each other, they join "i" and "see

isee watcha talkin bout
By Shoshanna
Ach N. Isee
The proper nomenclature for H.N.I.C.

Ach N. Isee is a manager at my company; he is the HNIC.
By Valaree
Google-ise
to look up something on google.

past tense - 'google-ised'

- 'whats the main ingredient in lipstick?'
- i don't know. you'll have to google-ise it'
- ewww, turns out its fish scales...

- 'did you know that one out of twenty people have a spare rib?'

- 'how the hell do know that?!'

- 'i google-ised it'
By Margaret