Fictional character, who is the prettiest thing on the planet, has a body hotter than a habanero, and lips like a ripe
pomegranate, and a smile so incredibly radiant you had to watch it through a peice of smoked glass.
She also owns a copy of Joe Dirt on dvd.
from
Weird Al Yankovic's new song,
close, but no cigar
Then I met sweet young Janet,
prettiest thing on the planet,
had a body hotter than a habenaro,
she had lips like a
ripe pomegranate.