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Define Jizzmonger Meaning

Jizzmonger
1. A devourer of jizz (semen).

2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.

You jizzmonger, stop fucking sucking my jizz out.
By Leontyne
Jizzmonger
A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.

I'm going to the jizzmonger to pick up some spunk.
By Karolina
Jizzmonger
A person who's gagging for sperm.

Kathy is such a jizzmonger, she just can't get enough! It's like a jizzwhale's appetite for spunkton.
By Corly
Jizzmonger
A receptacle of semen. May also be a collector of jizz, keeping it in containers such as a 600ml Coke bottle or the somesuch.

You fucking jizzmonger! I htought it was milk!
By Janice
Jizzmonger
A seller of semen, generally for a sperm bank, or more commonly, a gigolo.

That jizzmonger just whored himself out to that group of mildly attractive women.
By Carina
Jizzmong
Someone who cannot jizz

"Dude, that guy's a total jizzmong"
By Gwenette