Define Jolt Cola Meaning

A high energy cola, with twice the caffeine and sugar than Coke or Pepsi, has even more caffeine than Mountain Dew.

Also an important essential if my work shift calls for more than 6 hours.

the drink of pro's get your supply from jolt.co.uk or pm heaton

an adjective used to describe something amazing or something /someone very, very energetic.

commonly used in northern ohio

that shit has so much fucking caffine in
it.

a caffeine-enhanced cola beverage that perks up those who are too limp-wristed for a stout pitcher of black coffee

tastes like sh*t, but it comes in handy for a caffene fix

Jolt Cola, the Hackers drink of Choice.

Back when I was living in Michigan where I could get this beverage at the local Quality Dairy convenience store, it was my buzz. This was before I started sippin' energy drinks for a buzz. I remember easily getting wired off of Jolt, and just kickin' it old school, listening to the radio and sippin' my Jolt while playing DarkStalkers 3 on my PlayStation. It has twice the caffeine as Pepsi and about 35% more caffeine than Mountain Dew. Jolt is hard to find now, and doesn't even stand up to a can of BooKoo anyway, so now I sip energy drinks while I play Pocket Tanks or DarkStalkers.

The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.

(N.) All of the same sugar, with twice the caffine. In other words.... Liquid Sh*t in a can! Drinking this will have leave you with a 50% chance of instant death. Even the offical soda for gays "Faygo" and soda of the white ghetto, New York, "Bubba Cola" is better than this most likely.