Define July 5th Meaning

The day I make you mine😩😍

NATIONAL CHAS DAY

A day that is unjustly hated by urbandictionary because it was not granted a word of the day.

July 5th is Pakistani Daughter Independence Day.

On this day, Pakistani Daughters are free to makeout with any white guy they choose.

They are free from any repercussion that may arise from their fathers.

It has been kept secret by Pakistani fathers for hundreds of years. Instead of mistletoe, the Pakistani daughters hang bowls of Buttered Chicken from the ceiling, and any white guy that happens to stand other the Buttered Chicken gets to makeout with the Pakistani Daughter.

July fifth is the day of celebrating being worse than your siblings. Chances are, your friends only hang out with you so they can get closer to the members of your family that they actually enjoy (your siblings). You are worse in all aspects when compared to your siblings including looks, humor, personality, etc. Basically, you just suck in contrast to your siblings.

The day after ths most badass birthday ever. Usually a day of regrets like the common problems of, I can't believe I slept with a girl with herpes, or I should have drank a little less. A lot of asprin and Gatorade will be used. And by 3 o'clock everybody who doesn't have any will end up getting some.

The day where if you were born you are a mistake and you are the most hated

Adjective. Used to describe a person who is in the middle of an Xtremely long drought and appears to reject all offer of drinks, despite claiming that they are thirsty. Possibly also trying to set a world record for the longest dry spell in history.

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