Define Keg-stand Meaning

The act of slurping malted alcohol from a "keg" whilst chunding thine nasium.

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.

The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.

A sexual position where the man lies flat on his back, and the woman is held up on her hands and sucks his penis. Similar to a keg-stand.

verb.
an action in which a person does a handstand on a keg and drinks until they puke.
this action is done frequently by a leigh

The act in which a standing man simultaneously performs fellatio and supports the legs of a woman doing a handstand over another man's genitalia. At the same time, the woman performs fellatio on the second man who is typically laying on his back.

Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pong, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.

Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pool, pond, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.

While someone is performing a handstand, their legs are held up in the air while others count how long he/she can drink the beer that is constantly being poured into the anal crevasse of another naked person laying spread eagle on his/her back.

An attempted keg stand with no help from anyone whatsoever. Usually resulting in utter failure (knocked over keg, face plant, etc). Believed to be started by a drunken FSU fan celebrating their victory over Boston College on November 3rd, 2007.