Define Kemper Meaning

Verb: To ejaculate
Noun: Semen

increasing blood pressure, tension and suicidal tendencies in others

A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.

A synonym for "fail" commonly used by Seattle-area Volkswagen enthusiasts.

Kemper is like sex if it were a person and ate a fuckton of rainbow cake. Had a snarky attitude and was mean alot.

A smart, loyal, little, person that laughs when you yell.

Kemper is a very pretty, nice, funny, and athletic girl. She is timid around large groups, but once you get her out of her shell she is a wild one. In a relationship she will be trustworthy and loyal to any person. She does not give up easily and is a badass woman who does not care about other individuals. She herself is independent and will love anyone for who they are but is not afraid to share her opinion.

Very pretty actress, writer and comedian. She has a very soft smooth voice. Plays Erin in the office.

When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.

Person with a good nature but inadvertently breaks everything he touches. Can be shortened and subbed into sentences as Blake. Don't Blake the TV