1. (n) a decorative piece in one's apartment that was once a human being; usually in the apartment of a complete weirdo who blows up your phone all day, tells you they want to marry you after the first week, and idolizes Ed Gein
2. (n) a waste of life; an individual that feels they are nothing more than a piece of furniture in their apartment because they have absolutely no energy from exerting themselves the night before
1. "Be careful on your blind date, I don't want you to be turned into a lampshade!!" / "I didn't work real hard my whole life to end up in aisle 18 of Wal-Mart, on sale for 19.99."
Galvy - what kind of Gel are you using?
Badia - actually it's slime left from last night, I wore my GF like a fuggin hat
Galvy - you mean you gave her a lampshade?
Badia - safe.
By Andy
Lampshade
Insulting slang for a Jewish person. According to an urban legend, the Nazis used skin from concentration-camp victims to make lampshades.
a word used to describe a boy that is apathetic in his responses to a girl's flirtation methods; his lightbulb is disfunctional and therefore no electricity/LIFE runs through; aka "shoe box"
Ian is such a lampshade. Actually, they're ALL lampshades! They MUST begay...
By Marys
Lampshade
something/someone that is really cool, and awesome aslo used to describe really cool things
Lisa,the most popular kid in school, is so lampshade, Andrew wishes he was more like her.
